Kroger Pepperoni Rolls

Walt's edited comments re: Kroger's Pepperoni Rolls:

They are imposters. They took a roll and they stuffed some pepperoni in it. The bread sucks, and way too much of it. They clearly don't have the on-site baking facilities to handle the preparatory tasks that go into making pepperoni roll. The middle's all right, I guess.

In Kanawha City, where people need the pepperoni rolls the most, where they need to forget their downtrodden lives, they phoned it in.

How hard is it to make rolls and shove pepperoni in?